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Baldy 5
Information
Style Pancho's wake up pranks
Participants Lee Dainton

Matthew Pritchard
Dan Joyce
Dan's Friend
Pancho (victim)

First Appearance Rivalry
Last Appearance Germany
"He keeps falling asleep! Like, five days in a row, you'd think "I might not get drunk tonight, I'm gonna stay awake and drink coffee""
— Dan Joyce

This was a Pancho Wake Up Prank that appeared twice in Dirty Sanchez. The prank involved all the Sanchez boys and Pancho the obvious victim.

Recipe for Disaster Edit

  • Hair
  • Electric razor
  • Intoxication
  • Tour Bus
  • Anger

Series one Appearance Edit

"Fuck off. Right I'm getting out. Fuck the skate comp, fuck everything!"
— A very drunk Pancho, unaware of what's happening

In the first series, Pancho had passed out in a car. This allowed Joyce and a friend of his to mess around with Pancho. Holding his head still, Dan's friend shaved around the front of Pancho's head. Making sure not to wake Pancho up, they held his head still and placed a hand over his face, laughing uncontrollably as they shaved. Eventually they finished and put back Pancho's hat, awakening him to which he awoke stating "Fuck the skate comp, fuck everything" in a slur of random statements. Pancho got inside his house and eventually walked to a mirror...

Series three Appearance Edit

"Pancho's fucking fallen asleep again, but this time he the first fucking victim of the tour bus"
— Dainton

In the second appearance of the prank, Pancho had fallen asleep on the tour bus first, meaning he was the first victim. Dainton and Pritchard both attempted to get close and shave bits of his hair, however, all they could manage was one large clump before Pancho awoke.

Aftermath Edit

In the first series Pancho looked in the reflection of the mirror and immediately became enraged. He threw a glass at Joyce but nothing more. The day later he found things to be hilarious, albeit in an embarrassed sense. Everyone laughed at him and thus he shaved the rest of hair off.

"Panch, to start with, there's a fucking rule on this tour bus, you get fucked with. This is Dirty Sanchez not fucking gay school!"
— Pritchard telling Pancho off after the brawl

Series three on the other hand saw Pancho at what can be described as his most angriest. Pancho awoke with furious intent and immediately attacked Dainton. Pancho punched Dainton multiple times and a fight broke out with Pancho punching Dainton against the side of the head, almost knocking him unconscious. Pancho then turned his attentions to Pitchard, ripping out a clump of hair in anger. Pritchard, who now had enough, argued with Pancho and told him to "take it like a man".

Gallery of Shame Edit


 
Series One Stunts

In order of appearance
Radiomic| Self beating| Sacking| Man vs Car| Box Prank| Band head| Smiley face| Rugby| Wrestling| Naked Paintball| Sleeping fag| Tow| Shaving cream| Fresh air| Johnny Cash| The cane| Golf| Sweaty arse| Naked jump| Tire race| Pooman| Big ball| Home improvement| Locust| Newport vs Cardiff| Frozen tongue| Kylie Minogue| BB challenge| Stinging Nettles| Little people in little houses| Robocock| Baldy| Barb wire hurdles| Meat Tenderiser| Spagetti string| Tae Kwon Don't| Towel| Tired out| Hang in there| Spin me right round| Deep fried spray| Goal| Staples| Crocodile clip| Polar bear| Voodoo Daint| Grinding the rails| Pull back| Blubber man| Ice hockey| Pawn star| U-nail| Fire extinguisher| Sandpaper arse| Barbed wire whip| Plate smashing| Meter of mustard| Mask| Mouse catcher| Living Punching bag| Satan worshipper| Heavy metal| Custard pie| Slaps| Hot chocolate| Ragworm man (gag)| Pube pizza| Figure skating| Hard head| Candles| Drag| Wheely big problems| Skateboard jump| Sand bag| Ear piercing| The rake| Ashtray| BMX wheel spin| Finger game| Air hockey| Squashed| Magic conker| Bungee band| Twirler wirller| Punching bag| Bum beats| Pop| Pinhead| Fireworks| Kick boxing| High jumps| Carpet burn| Arm wrestle sting ring| Board nuts| Chinese match| Snooker balls| Crazy golf| Maggots (stunt)| Spiders| Icey Paintball| Snow| Shuffle boarding| Snow cannon| Frozen river| Ski tree| Snake| Mister Frosty| Santa| Piranha| Elastic band balls| Spade| Skiing| Pool slide| That's just not cricket

 
Series Three Stunts

In order of appearance
Piss bucket| Where's your passport Pritch?| Breaking in| Hot and cold| Race| Goal| Ice hockey| The cane| Crash test dummy| Moisty's mallet| Microphone| Drumsticks| Slaps| Flinch test| Axe throw| Arrowed| Wooden cock| Bungee band| Cock block| Hard head| Meat Tenderiser| Hammer and fail| Beer emina| Swing| Sauce pan| Room 503| Hypnotism| Baldy| Taser| Cigarette burn| Sky dive| Bubble wrap roll| Shape game| Pritchard's birthday| Shock racket| Rock, Paper, Scissors, WAX| Heavy metal| Selfish smoke| Penis weightlifting| Wooden block| Shooting range| Vodka| Skipping rope| Nun chucks| Martial art fight| Rubber Dagger| Pepper spray| Bashed heads| Punch bag| Pritchard gets shot| Extreme plate smashing| Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOCK!| Striptease| Stag Night| Gay wedding| Bamboo stick| Fishing hook| Fish slap| Plate smashing| Shit Olympics| Sail| Missing and found| Squid cock| Crushed fingers| Surfing| Fishing| Jellyfish| Advertisement| Animals| Fire breather| Dog mess| Fishing rod| Mister 50/50| Spiders| Gladiator school| Rose| Fastest punch| Slave whip| Birds of prey| Invisible spider| Hard Spaghetti| Pepper spray incident| Punk rocker| Shit art| Tricks| A Close Shave| Sparks| Flamenco| Sun burn| Bull fighting| Oranges| Doctor Daint| Cactus slap| Rolling pin| Donkey polo| Cactus fall| Crack a maraca| Shadowy figures| Poo Tent| Buried treasure| Moisty's fish| Wooden spoon| Fish slicer| Weight gain| Hot stove| Fart flame|

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