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Style | Pancho's wake up pranks |
Participants | Lee Dainton Matthew Pritchard |
First Appearance | Rivalry |
Last Appearance | Germany |
- "He keeps falling asleep! Like, five days in a row, you'd think "I might not get drunk tonight, I'm gonna stay awake and drink coffee""
- — Dan Joyce
This was a Pancho Wake Up Prank that appeared twice in Dirty Sanchez. The prank involved all the Sanchez boys and Pancho the obvious victim.
Recipe for Disaster[]
- Hair
- Electric razor
- Intoxication
- Tour Bus
- Anger
Series one Appearance[]
- "Fuck off. Right I'm getting out. Fuck the skate comp, fuck everything!"
- — A very drunk Pancho, unaware of what's happening
In the first series, Pancho had passed out in a car. This allowed Joyce and a friend of his to mess around with Pancho. Holding his head still, Dan's friend shaved around the front of Pancho's head. Making sure not to wake Pancho up, they held his head still and placed a hand over his face, laughing uncontrollably as they shaved. Eventually they finished and put back Pancho's hat, awakening him to which he awoke stating "Fuck the skate comp, fuck everything" in a slur of random statements. Pancho got inside his house and eventually walked to a mirror...
Series three Appearance[]
- "Pancho's fucking fallen asleep again, but this time he the first fucking victim of the tour bus"
- — Dainton
In the second appearance of the prank, Pancho had fallen asleep on the tour bus first, meaning he was the first victim. Dainton and Pritchard both attempted to get close and shave bits of his hair, however, all they could manage was one large clump before Pancho awoke.
Aftermath[]
In the first series Pancho looked in the reflection of the mirror and immediately became enraged. He threw a glass at Joyce but nothing more. The day later he found things to be hilarious, albeit in an embarrassed sense. Everyone laughed at him and thus he shaved the rest of hair off.
- "Panch, to start with, there's a fucking rule on this tour bus, you get fucked with. This is Dirty Sanchez not fucking gay school!"
- — Pritchard telling Pancho off after the brawl
Series three on the other hand saw Pancho at what can be described as his most angriest. Pancho awoke with furious intent and immediately attacked Dainton. Pancho punched Dainton multiple times and a fight broke out with Pancho punching Dainton against the side of the head, almost knocking him unconscious. Pancho then turned his attentions to Pitchard, ripping out a clump of hair in anger. Pritchard, who now had enough, argued with Pancho and told him to "take it like a man".
Gallery of Shame[]
In order of appearance
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