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This was a challenge from the movie involving all the Sanchez boys. It would decide who would stay in a lap of luxury and who would stay in a slum.
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This was a challenge from the movie involving all the Sanchez boys. It would decide who would stay in a lap of luxury and who would stay in a slum, with the outcome of the challenge itself having more of an impact than the boys would have expected...
   
 
== Recipe for disaster ==
 
== Recipe for disaster ==
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== Feeling crabby ==
 
== Feeling crabby ==
Dainton explained that the challenge is desperate one as two of the boys will stay in a five star hotel for the week while the other two boys stay in a slum. Each Sanchez chose a crab in order to race. Each crab had a sticker on them so the boys knew which was which. The boys placed their crabs down on a wooden board. Dainton's crab scattered towards the finish line flawlessly while the other crabs stayed behind. With some encouragement (kicking the wooden board) Pancho's crab passed through the line resulting in both Pritchard and Dan having to suffer the consequence.
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Dainton explained that the challenge is a desperate one as two of the boys will stay in a five star hotel for the week while the other two boys would be staying in a "shit hole" on the other side of the island. Each Sanchez boy chose a crab in order to race. Each crab had a sticker on them so the boys knew which was which. The boys placed their crabs down on a wooden board. Dainton's crab scattered towards the finish line flawlessly while the other crabs stayed behind. With some encouragement (kicking the wooden board) Pancho's crab passed through the line resulting in both Pritchard and Dan having to suffer the consequence.
   
 
== Aftermath ==
 
== Aftermath ==
It turned out Dan's crab was dead from the start, so he would have lost ether way. Dainton and Pancho decided to piss Dan and Pritchard off by showing them around the five star hotel before taking them to the terrible slum. As a result Pritchard and Dan got angry and decided to make Dainton envious of a [[I Love Dainton|certain prank...]]
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It turned out Dan's crab was dead from the start, so he would have lost ether way. Dainton and Pancho decided to piss Dan and Pritchard off by showing them around the five star hotel before taking them to the terrible slum. The hut Dan and Pritchard would be staying in was truly a shit hole, infested with spiders and cockroachs, Dan found a bright side at first by seeing they at least had some fairy lights, seconds later and much to his amusement he realises the "fairy lights" were actually just holes in the ceiling. As a result of the shit hole they would he staying in, as well as Dainton's cocky attitude Pritchard got angry and decided to make Dainton envious of a [[I Love Dainton|certain prank...]]..which in turn lead into revealing the [[World Record break|truth of a certain stunt]], which then lead into a [[Fight of the decade|fight]] being declared.
   
Behind the scenes, Pancho was given a living crab by the producers due to his[[ Liposuction]] surgury, he couldn't go in a slum because of health and saftey reasoning, so he was going to win reguardless.
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Behind the scenes, Pancho was given a living crab by the producers due to his[[ Liposuction]], he couldn't go in a slum because of health and safety reasoning, so he was going to win regardless.
   
 
== Gallery of crabs ==
 
== Gallery of crabs ==

Latest revision as of 04:42, 1 March 2019

Crab racing
Crab racing5
Information
Style Challenge
Participants Matthew Pritchard

Lee Dainton

Dan Joyce

Pancho

First Appearance Dirty Sanchez the movie
Last Appearance Dirty Sanchez the movie
"I think i picked up crabs in Bangkok"
— Dan Joyce

This was a challenge from the movie involving all the Sanchez boys. It would decide who would stay in a lap of luxury and who would stay in a slum, with the outcome of the challenge itself having more of an impact than the boys would have expected...

Recipe for disaster[]

  • Envy
  • Crabs
  • Wooden board

Feeling crabby[]

Dainton explained that the challenge is a desperate one as two of the boys will stay in a five star hotel for the week while the other two boys would be staying in a "shit hole" on the other side of the island. Each Sanchez boy chose a crab in order to race. Each crab had a sticker on them so the boys knew which was which. The boys placed their crabs down on a wooden board. Dainton's crab scattered towards the finish line flawlessly while the other crabs stayed behind. With some encouragement (kicking the wooden board) Pancho's crab passed through the line resulting in both Pritchard and Dan having to suffer the consequence.

Aftermath[]

It turned out Dan's crab was dead from the start, so he would have lost ether way. Dainton and Pancho decided to piss Dan and Pritchard off by showing them around the five star hotel before taking them to the terrible slum. The hut Dan and Pritchard would be staying in was truly a shit hole, infested with spiders and cockroachs, Dan found a bright side at first by seeing they at least had some fairy lights, seconds later and much to his amusement he realises the "fairy lights" were actually just holes in the ceiling. As a result of the shit hole they would he staying in, as well as Dainton's cocky attitude Pritchard got angry and decided to make Dainton envious of a certain prank.....which in turn lead into revealing the truth of a certain stunt, which then lead into a fight being declared.

Behind the scenes, Pancho was given a living crab by the producers due to hisLiposuction, he couldn't go in a slum because of health and safety reasoning, so he was going to win regardless.

Gallery of crabs[]


 
Movie Stunts

In order of appearance
Movie introduction| Super glue| Rabbits| BB challenge| Darts| The Incredible Alk| Russian Punishment| Nightmare| Sleep when you're dead| Coin spin| World Record break| Gorbachev| I Love Dainton| Liposuction| Guess the Ladyboy| Bangkok Roulette| Unfortunate Wank| Crab racing| Fight of the decade| Spunky Dunky| Stunt off| Japanese Wrestling| Japanese drinking games| Pritchard regains his pride| The Bola| Come to Jesus time| Mind over matter| Put your money where your mouth is| Mum's phone call| Angry Pirates| Pinhead| Fishing hooks| Hammer and Fail| Hard head| Heavy metal| Shaving Pancho's eyebrows| Dolly Daint| Stone Sander| Baseballs| Frozen poo

 
Series Four Stunts

In order of appearance
Movie introduction| Super glue (wake up prank)| Shock sleep| BB challenge| The Incredible Alk| Shin kicking| Goal| The Anti-Cardiff midget| Hard head| Russian Punishment| Nightmare| Gorbachev| Attack Dogs| World Record break| Powder pellets| Pingpong balls| Guess the Ladyboys| Liposuction| Bangkok Roulette| Unfortunate Wank| Crab racing| I Love Dainton| Fight of the decade/The real thing| Flipper race| Volleyball| Pritchard regains his pride| Costume picking| Japanese Wrestling| Japanese drinking games| Meat Tenderiser| Staples| Line of Wasabi| Stunt off| Sparks| Dragon| Beer head| Scorpion| Glass ass| Super glue (Tokyo Shock Boys)| Milk eye| Penis weightlifting| Bottle balls| Bungee band| Fireworks| Selfish smoke| Beer emina| Pinata| Fiesta| Stone Sander| Fireworks| Dolly Daint| Wasp| Drinking pee| The Bola| Slingshot| Come to Jesus time| Mind over matter| Angry Pirates| Mopped| Casino| Mouse catcher| Rum snort| Pinhead| Spit in the gob| Baseball| Put your money where your mouth is| Mum's phone call| Band head| Cash man| Lime eye| Trust gun| Fishing hooks| Hammer and Fail| Voodoo trance