| Crab racing | |
|---|---|
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| Information | |
| Style | Challenge |
| Participants | Matthew Pritchard |
| First Appearance | Dirty Sanchez the movie |
| Last Appearance | Dirty Sanchez the movie |
- "I think i picked up crabs in Bangkok"
- — Dan Joyce
This was a challenge from the movie involving all the Sanchez boys. It would decide who would stay in a lap of luxury and who would stay in a slum.
Recipe for disaster
- Envy
- Crabs
- Wooden board
Feeling crabby
Dainton explained that the challenge is desperate one as two of the boys will stay in a five star hotel for the week while the other two boys stay in a slum. Each Sanchez chose a crab in order to race. Each crab had a sticker on them so the boys knew which was which. The boys placed their crabs down on a wooden board. Dainton's crab scattered towards the finish line flawlessly while the other crabs stayed behind. With some encouragement (kicking the wooden board) Pancho's crab passed through the line resulting in both Pritchard and Dan having to suffer the consequence.
Aftermath
It turned out Dan's crab was dead from the start, so he would have lost ether way. Dainton and Pancho decided to piss Dan and Pritchard off by showing them around the five star hotel before taking them to the terrible slum. As a result Pritchard and Dan got angry and decided to make Dainton envious of a certain prank...
Gallery of crabs
