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Crazy golf
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Information
Style Sport/impact
Participants Matthew Pritchard

Lee Dainton

Dan Joyce Pancho

The golfers

First Appearance Family and Relationships
Last Appearance Family and Relationships
"Fuck me this is fucking stupid!"
— Dan Joyce complaining

This is a stunt that appeared in the first series of Dirty Sanchez and is also the second golf style stunt. This features all the Sanchez boys as well as other people, the golfers.

Recipe for disaster[]

  • Golfers
  • Golf balls
  • Skin

On par with jackass... again[]

The stunt originally began with just Dainton and Dan. Dan and Dainton where out in the open, topless with a mask, picking up golf balls. While the Sanchez boys did that, golfers lined up to hit the boys. Dan was hit the most by the balls to the point he eventually had enough.

Pancho replaced Dan and soon facing the brunt force of all the golf balls. At one point Pancho got hit in the testicles. Dainton got hit on the arm and even in the arse a few times and decided to replace himself with Dan who lasted a little longer this time. Dan was hit but not as much as Pancho however Dan was soon replaced by Pritchard who wanted a turn.

By observing, Pritchard had no idea how painful being hit by a golf ball was. That was until he got hit twice in the shoulder. Pritchard then suffered the worse injury out of the rest of the Sanchez boys when he got hit in the fingers. Pritchard ran off in pain leaving Pancho to suffer some more. Pancho eventually gave up after hit on the back.

Aftermath[]

All the boys had red marks and or bruises on their bodies where the golf balls made impact. Pritchard's fingers became numb from a hit while Pancho had sore testicles as well as having the most marks on his body.

Gallery of pain[]


 
Series One Stunts

In order of appearance
Radiomic| Self beating| Sacking| Man vs Car| Box Prank| Band head| Smiley face| Rugby| Wrestling| Naked Paintball| Sleeping fag| Tow| Shaving cream| Fresh air| Johnny Cash| The cane| Golf| Sweaty arse| Naked jump| Tire race| Pooman| Big ball| Home improvement| Locust| Newport vs Cardiff| Frozen tongue| Kylie Minogue| BB challenge| Stinging Nettles| Little people in little houses| Robocock| Baldy| Barb wire hurdles| Meat Tenderiser| Spagetti string| Tae Kwon Don't| Towel| Tired out| Hang in there| Spin me right round| Deep fried spray| Goal| Staples| Crocodile clip| Polar bear| Voodoo Daint| Grinding the rails| Pull back| Blubber man| Ice hockey| Pawn star| U-nail| Fire extinguisher| Sandpaper arse| Barbed wire whip| Plate smashing| Meter of mustard| Mask| Mouse catcher| Living Punching bag| Satan worshipper| Heavy metal| Custard pie| Slaps| Hot chocolate| Ragworm man (gag)| Pube pizza| Figure skating| Hard head| Candles| Drag| Wheely big problems| Skateboard jump| Sand bag| Ear piercing| The rake| Ashtray| BMX wheel spin| Finger game| Air hockey| Squashed| Magic conker| Bungee band| Twirler wirller| Punching bag| Bum beats| Pop| Pinhead| Fireworks| Kick boxing| High jumps| Carpet burn| Arm wrestle sting ring| Board nuts| Chinese match| Snooker balls| Crazy golf| Maggots (stunt)| Spiders| Icey Paintball| Snow| Shuffle boarding| Snow cannon| Frozen river| Ski tree| Snake| Mister Frosty| Santa| Piranha| Elastic band balls| Spade| Skiing| Pool slide| That's just not cricket

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