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Information
Style Pancho's wake up pranks
Participants Matthew Pritchard

A Cameraman Pancho (victim)

First Appearance Greece
Last Appearance Greece
"Pancho falls asleep end of story. Let's fucking do a move on"
— Pritchard

This is a Pancho wake up prank from series three of Dirty Sanchez. It features Pritchard and a cameraman as the pranksters this time.

Recipe for disaster[]

  • Dog food
  • Mayonnaise
  • Passed out drunk
  • Trapped in a van
  • Bad friends
  • Cream.

Meal mash[]

Pritchard had found a passed out Pancho. After being in a pub and performing a live show, Pancho had become drunk and soon went to a van, falling asleep.

Pritchard was armed with cream,dog food and mayonnaise. He started by smearing cream on to Pancho's face. Later Pritchard added dog food and mayonnaise and had smeared it all over Pancho's face and body. Pritchard even added dog food down Pancho's pants and up his shirt. Mayonnaise was added on to Pancho in small amounts.

"Come on we've got to go! We got to get out of here!"
— Cameraman to Pancho

A cameraman started shaking Pancho and telling him to "go!" Pancho awoke with a fright and got out of the van without realizing the stuff that has happened to him. Pritchard then tells Pancho to get drinking. Pritchard shakes hands with Pancho...

Aftermath[]

By shaking hands with Pritchard, Pancho noticed his hand was covered in dirt. Pancho looked at himself and then reacted in anger. Pancho grabbed Pritchard's hair and then slapped him in the face.

Gallery of shame[]


 
Series Three Stunts

In order of appearance
Piss bucket| Where's your passport Pritch?| Breaking in| Hot and cold| Race| Goal| Ice hockey| The cane| Crash test dummy| Moisty's mallet| Microphone| Drumsticks| Slaps| Flinch test| Axe throw| Arrowed| Wooden cock| Bungee band| Cock block| Hard head| Meat Tenderiser| Hammer and fail| Beer emina| Swing| Sauce pan| Room 503| Hypnotism| Baldy| Taser| Cigarette burn| Sky dive| Bubble wrap roll| Shape game| Pritchard's birthday| Shock racket| Rock, Paper, Scissors, WAX| Heavy metal| Selfish smoke| Penis weightlifting| Wooden block| Shooting range| Vodka| Skipping rope| Nun chucks| Martial art fight| Rubber Dagger| Pepper spray| Bashed heads| Punch bag| Pritchard gets shot| Extreme plate smashing| Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOCK!| Striptease| Stag Night| Gay wedding| Bamboo stick| Fishing hook| Fish slap| Plate smashing| Shit Olympics| Sail| Missing and found| Squid cock| Crushed fingers| Surfing| Fishing| Jellyfish| Advertisement| Animals| Fire breather| Dog mess| Fishing rod| Mister 50/50| Spiders| Gladiator school| Rose| Fastest punch| Slave whip| Birds of prey| Invisible spider| Hard Spaghetti| Pepper spray incident| Punk rocker| Shit art| Tricks| A Close Shave| Sparks| Flamenco| Sun burn| Bull fighting| Oranges| Doctor Daint| Cactus slap| Rolling pin| Donkey polo| Cactus fall| Crack a maraca| Shadowy figures| Poo Tent| Buried treasure| Moisty's fish| Wooden spoon| Fish slicer| Weight gain| Hot stove| Fart flame| Mouse trap

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