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Style | Pancho's wake up pranks |
Participants | Matthew Pritchard
A Cameraman Pancho (victim) |
First Appearance | Greece |
Last Appearance | Greece |
- "Pancho falls asleep end of story. Let's fucking do a move on"
- — Pritchard
This is a Pancho wake up prank from series three of Dirty Sanchez. It features Pritchard and a cameraman as the pranksters this time.
Recipe for disaster[]
- Dog food
- Mayonnaise
- Passed out drunk
- Trapped in a van
- Bad friends
- Cream.
Meal mash[]
Pritchard had found a passed out Pancho. After being in a pub and performing a live show, Pancho had become drunk and soon went to a van, falling asleep.
Pritchard was armed with cream,dog food and mayonnaise. He started by smearing cream on to Pancho's face. Later Pritchard added dog food and mayonnaise and had smeared it all over Pancho's face and body. Pritchard even added dog food down Pancho's pants and up his shirt. Mayonnaise was added on to Pancho in small amounts.
- "Come on we've got to go! We got to get out of here!"
- — Cameraman to Pancho
A cameraman started shaking Pancho and telling him to "go!" Pancho awoke with a fright and got out of the van without realizing the stuff that has happened to him. Pritchard then tells Pancho to get drinking. Pritchard shakes hands with Pancho...
Aftermath[]
By shaking hands with Pritchard, Pancho noticed his hand was covered in dirt. Pancho looked at himself and then reacted in anger. Pancho grabbed Pritchard's hair and then slapped him in the face.
Gallery of shame[]
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