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== Rocky 69 ==
 
== Rocky 69 ==
After the two reveals the producers had booked a boxing match for the Sanchez to fight in. The days before the fight itself the two boys trained and exercised to get fit. The start to Pritchard's training with Dan seemed to start off well as he left the tin hut pumped up and ready, but as he goes off camera there's a loud bonking sound, seconds later Dan, as he laughs at a crouching Pritchard reveals that Pritchard had hit his head on something as he ran off camera in typical Pritchard manner, Pritch himself sarcastically saying that it was a great way to start a training day. A montage is played showing the training the boys went through, while Dainton was shown taking it seriously (and admitting in the commentary that despite what was shown he was actually getting tired from the working out) the first thing Pritchard was shown doing was looking at some baby chicks and just generally fucking about, trying to bounce coconuts off his head while Dan in vain tried his best to train him. Pritchard's tactic was to simply tickle Dainton then show him his penis before knocking him out. Dainton on the other hand revealed he wasn't going to pull his punches.
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After the two reveals the producers had booked a boxing match for the Sanchez to fight in. The days before the fight itself the two boys trained and exercised to get fit. The start to Pritchard's training with Dan seemed to start off well as he left the tin hut pumped up and ready, but as he goes off camera there's a loud bonking sound, seconds later Dan, as he laughs at a crouching Pritchard reveals that Pritchard had hit his head on something as he ran off camera in typical Pritchard manner, Pritch himself sarcastically saying that it was a great way to start a training day. A montage is played showing the training the boys went through, while Dainton was shown taking it seriously (and admitting in the commentary that despite what was shown on the running machine he was actually hating every minute of the workout) the first thing Pritchard was shown doing was looking at some baby chicks and just generally fucking about, trying to bounce coconuts off his head while Dan in vain tried his best to train him. Pritchard's tactic was to simply tickle Dainton then show him his cock before knocking him out. Dainton on the other hand revealed he wasn't going to pull his punches.
   
 
Posters and leaflets were handed out to the towns people and the event was shown on a night in 2006. Dan opened the evening by introducing the men while Pritchard decided to show off to the audience. The fight ended almost before it began, Dainton got one punch on Pritchard knocking him out immediately.
 
Posters and leaflets were handed out to the towns people and the event was shown on a night in 2006. Dan opened the evening by introducing the men while Pritchard decided to show off to the audience. The fight ended almost before it began, Dainton got one punch on Pritchard knocking him out immediately.
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Pritchard was knocked out, which resulted in health and safety experts being brought in to assist. Pritchard was okay and didn't want a rematch. Dainton and Pritchard made up at the end but Pritchard now had the challenge of regaining his pride.
 
Pritchard was knocked out, which resulted in health and safety experts being brought in to assist. Pritchard was okay and didn't want a rematch. Dainton and Pritchard made up at the end but Pritchard now had the challenge of regaining his pride.
   
However there was another side to this story. According to Pritchard on the commentary for the film when he saw this scene in the cinema he got incredibly pissed off because, while the film showed a one round knock out, there were apparently more rounds, four in total, before Pritchard lost. In typical Dainton fashion Daint kept saying it was a one round knock out to get at Pritchard, resulting in Pritchard, as usual getting very annoyed at Dainton, and said more rounds had indeed happened since he pointed out 'If it were just one round then why am I so knackered?" This actually carried on for the whole scene until the film transitioned from [[Envy]] to [[Pride]]; Dainton, and then Jim insisted that it was only one round, while Pritchard, not having any of it kept insisting more rounds had actually happened and that [[Guess the ladyboy|Dainton kissed a man and got semi-hard]] from it, in a bid to annoy Dainton. Eventually after teasing Pritchard for a while both Jim and Dainton, much to Pritch's pleasure, confessed that there were in fact more rounds before Pritchard got knocked out, and indeed in Series 4 some footage of one of the matches was shown, showing that there were more matches than was shown in the film.
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However there was another side to this story. According to Pritchard on the commentary for the film when he saw this scene in the cinema he got incredibly pissed off because, while the film showed a one round knock out, there were apparently more rounds, four in total, before Pritchard lost. In typical Dainton fashion Daint kept saying it was a one round knock out to get at Pritchard, resulting in Pritchard, as usual getting very annoyed at Dainton, and said more rounds had indeed happened since he pointed out 'If it were just one punch then why am I so knackered?" This actually carried on for the whole scene until the film transitioned from [[Envy]] to [[Pride]]; Dainton, and then Jim insisted that it was only one round, while Pritchard, not having any of it kept insisting more rounds had actually happened and that [[Guess the ladyboy|Dainton kissed a man and got semi-hard]] from it, in a bid to annoy Dainton. Eventually after teasing Pritchard for a while both Jim and Dainton, much to Pritch's pleasure, confessed that there were in fact more rounds before Pritchard got knocked out, and indeed in Series 4 some footage of one of the matches was shown, showing that there were more matches than was shown in the film.
   
 
And as revealed in Series 4 since the fight Pritchard has actually been working out (as shown in recent pictures with him on his bike) and Dan reckoned if Dainton and Pritchard were to fight in the ring again then Prtichard could actually have a chance at beating Dainton.
 
And as revealed in Series 4 since the fight Pritchard has actually been working out (as shown in recent pictures with him on his bike) and Dan reckoned if Dainton and Pritchard were to fight in the ring again then Prtichard could actually have a chance at beating Dainton.

Revision as of 16:37, 2 March 2018

Fight of the decades
Frienamies
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Style Fight
Participants Matthew Pritchard

Lee Dainton

First Appearance Dirty Sanchez the movie
Last Appearance Dirty Sanchez the movie
"This is the deal, Pritchard vs Dainton, Battle of the dick heads. This time he's taken it one step too far I am gonna fucking unleash the beast. I'm not gonna fucking play with him I'm not gonna be nice to him"
— Dainton before the battle

This was a fight that occurred during the movie. It was a direct aftermath of the I Love Dainton prank and the World Record break reveal while also being fueled by the Crab racing challenge that resulted in Pritchard and Dan living in a slum while Dainton and Pancho stayed in a five star hotel.

Recipe for disaster

  • Rivalry
  • Envy
  • Penis tattoo
  • Fake world record
  • Fists
  • Boxing ring

Rocky 69

After the two reveals the producers had booked a boxing match for the Sanchez to fight in. The days before the fight itself the two boys trained and exercised to get fit. The start to Pritchard's training with Dan seemed to start off well as he left the tin hut pumped up and ready, but as he goes off camera there's a loud bonking sound, seconds later Dan, as he laughs at a crouching Pritchard reveals that Pritchard had hit his head on something as he ran off camera in typical Pritchard manner, Pritch himself sarcastically saying that it was a great way to start a training day. A montage is played showing the training the boys went through, while Dainton was shown taking it seriously (and admitting in the commentary that despite what was shown on the running machine he was actually hating every minute of the workout) the first thing Pritchard was shown doing was looking at some baby chicks and just generally fucking about, trying to bounce coconuts off his head while Dan in vain tried his best to train him. Pritchard's tactic was to simply tickle Dainton then show him his cock before knocking him out. Dainton on the other hand revealed he wasn't going to pull his punches.

Posters and leaflets were handed out to the towns people and the event was shown on a night in 2006. Dan opened the evening by introducing the men while Pritchard decided to show off to the audience. The fight ended almost before it began, Dainton got one punch on Pritchard knocking him out immediately.

Aftermath

"I'll regain my pride, through stupidity"
— Pritchard to Daintion after the match

Pritchard was knocked out, which resulted in health and safety experts being brought in to assist. Pritchard was okay and didn't want a rematch. Dainton and Pritchard made up at the end but Pritchard now had the challenge of regaining his pride.

However there was another side to this story. According to Pritchard on the commentary for the film when he saw this scene in the cinema he got incredibly pissed off because, while the film showed a one round knock out, there were apparently more rounds, four in total, before Pritchard lost. In typical Dainton fashion Daint kept saying it was a one round knock out to get at Pritchard, resulting in Pritchard, as usual getting very annoyed at Dainton, and said more rounds had indeed happened since he pointed out 'If it were just one punch then why am I so knackered?" This actually carried on for the whole scene until the film transitioned from Envy to Pride; Dainton, and then Jim insisted that it was only one round, while Pritchard, not having any of it kept insisting more rounds had actually happened and that Dainton kissed a man and got semi-hard from it, in a bid to annoy Dainton. Eventually after teasing Pritchard for a while both Jim and Dainton, much to Pritch's pleasure, confessed that there were in fact more rounds before Pritchard got knocked out, and indeed in Series 4 some footage of one of the matches was shown, showing that there were more matches than was shown in the film.

And as revealed in Series 4 since the fight Pritchard has actually been working out (as shown in recent pictures with him on his bike) and Dan reckoned if Dainton and Pritchard were to fight in the ring again then Prtichard could actually have a chance at beating Dainton.

Gallery of pain


 
Movie Stunts

In order of appearance
Movie introduction| Super glue| Rabbits| BB challenge| Darts| The Incredible Alk| Russian Punishment| Nightmare| Sleep when you're dead| Coin spin| World Record break| Gorbachev| I Love Dainton| Liposuction| Guess the Ladyboy| Bangkok Roulette| Unfortunate Wank| Crab racing| Fight of the decade| Spunky Dunky| Stunt off| Japanese Wrestling| Japanese drinking games| Pritchard regains his pride| The Bola| Come to Jesus time| Mind over matter| Put your money where your mouth is| Mum's phone call| Angry Pirates| Pinhead| Fishing hooks| Hammer and Fail| Hard head| Heavy metal| Shaving Pancho's eyebrows| Dolly Daint| Stone Sander| Baseballs| Frozen poo