Figure skating | |
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Information | |
Style | Gag |
Participants | Matthew Pritchard |
First Appearance | How far can you go |
Last Appearance | How far can you go |
- "I'm more nervous about this than Piercing my own bollocks"
- — Dainton
This was a drunk gag from the first series of Dirty Sanchez and features all the Sanchez boys.
Recipe for disaster[]
- Ice Rink
- Ice Skates
- Tight costumes
- Idiots
- Tray
Unprofessional skating[]
During the Professional Welsh figure skating championship, the Sanchez boys decided to put on their own show in front of their friends and family. Both Pritchard and Pancho were dressed in women's clothes while Dainton and Dan were the "men" of the pairings. Pancho and Dan went first which Dan holding his partner for the first way round before splitting off. Pancho fell down a few times and even got a tray to smack Dan in the face with.
Next it was Dainton and Pritchard. Pritchard started off quite well giving some twirls and jumping and landing perfectly, Dainton on the other hand was falling all over the place but made it out as he had done so on purpose. On the entry gate Pritchard had fallen over face first. At some point Pritchard had lost his win when he clashed with Dainton.
Aftermath[]
Dainton suffered the worst injuries as he fell to the ground multiple times, though the injuries were not visible it would have created muscle pain.
Gallery of pain[]