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- "Oh look at the penguin, a little frozen penguin!"
- — Dan Joyce as he has fun with his own frozen shit.
Frozen poo | |
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Information | |
Style | Gross out/messing about |
Participants | Dan Joyce (main instigator) |
First Appearance | Dirty Sanchez the movie |
Last Appearance | Dirty Sanchez the movie |
Frozen poo is the name of an event during the crew's time in Russia. For some reason Dan decided to take a shit in the cold and then bring it back into the place they were staying at, by this point the shit had frozen and all sorts of poo related hijinks ensure.
A little frozen penguin
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For reasons unknown Dan decided to shit outside and then bring his shit back into the place the crew was staying in during their time in Russia. At this point the shit had frozen solid and Dan was entertaining himself with his new frozen toy, having Dainton film Dan playing with his frozen shit, hitting it on many things such as the wall, the metal poles of the bunk beds and even his and Dainton's heads to test just how hard the poo had become. At some point Dan notices the shit's resemblance to a penguin, amusing Dan as he points this out, the distinctive laugh of Dainton heard behind the camera. Dan also tries to get Dainton to smell the shit, as it still smelt despite having been frozen solid. - "That was Joycey's frozen-oh its on my lens! "
- — Dainton, after tapping the slowly melting frozen shit and getting some on the lens of his camera.
Aftermath
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However all good things must come to an end, as naturally as they were all inside a warmer environment Dan's little frozen penguin began to slowly melt, and slowly start to smell even worse. A crisis almost occurred when everyone had somehow managed to lose Dan's slowly melting frozen penguin, and desperately tried to find it as they knew it was slowly melting. Eventually they manage to find it under one of the bunk beds, and Dainton rushes off quickly to the toilet and flushes Dan's shit.