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"Dainton: The jungle.

Pritchard: The water jungle."

— Pritchard famously demonstrating he doesn't know what a rain forest is actually called.
"Dan: Elephant.

Pritchard:.........Big cock."

— The first thing that came to Pritchard's mind......big elephant cock.
Moisty's Mallet
Information
Style Game
Participants Dan Joyce

Dainton

Pritchard

First Appearance Series 2
Last Appearance Series 3
Moisty's Mallet is a game Dan Joyce invented during the second series of Dirty Sanchez. The game is basically a word association game, both Dainton and Pritchard take turns to think of a word that connects with the other person's word, the only difference with Moisty's Mallet is that the loser of that round gets a whack on the head with a bamboo stick Dan just happened to have on him.

And your word is: The water jungle!Edit

It is literally impossible to write down everything that happens in Moisty's Mallet, not only do Dainton and Pritchard come up with numerous words but also a lot of funny moments come from this game, such as Pritchard confusing David Grey and David Hasselhoff for David Copperfield, as well as the famous moment he meant to say rain forest and instead thought it was called the water jungle. Instead the full game of Moisty's Mallet will be shown in the article for everyone's enjoyment.

Dirty Sanchez - Moistys Mallet

Dirty Sanchez - Moistys Mallet

AftermathEdit

Despite having sore heads from the constant whacks from the bamboo stick both Dainton and Pritchard had a lot of fun playing the game. The game would return a few times in Series 3, most notably with Dainton and Pritchard submerged in an icy pool, and later on in the series with Dan and Pancho buried up to their heads in sand, with Pritchard using a massive fish instead of the bamboo stick. Ever since Pritchard confused the rain forest for the "water jungle" this hilarious little mistake seemed to stick with the entire crew, Jim Hickey would go on and actually reference the water jungle during the commentary for the Dirty Sanchez movie.

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