Mum's phone call

Mum's phone call
Information
Style	Prank/Punishment
Participants	Matthew Pritchard His mother
First Appearance	Dirty Sanchez the movie
Last Appearance	Greed

This was a punishment for losing the Put your money where your mouth is. It involved the winners writing an embarrassing phone call for Pritchard to his mother. Dan Joyce claims to have been the ring leader when it came to writing the phone call.

The phone call

Words in the brackets indicate Matthew's mother.

"Hi ya mam.(Hiya Matt) How you doing? (Alright how are you?) Yeah not bad just in the Dominican Republic. (I know we had your text) From the moment I was born I have been thinking of returning to that special heavenly place. Whose lips parted from across my face as you pushed me out... of your heavenly love hole. (What?) I want to return to where I belong. I want to put my lips around your soft delicious nipples again. (laughter) My feelings for you are uncontrollable. Fuu- (will you stop it) I want- I wan- *puff* I want to dry bum you. (I'll bloody do it to you in a minute boy!) Sorry I offended you bye mum!"

— Pritchard's phone call

Movie Stunts

In order of appearance Movie introduction| Super glue| Rabbits| BB challenge| Darts| The Incredible Alk| Russian Punishment| Nightmare| Sleep when you're dead| Coin spin| World Record break| Gorbachev| I Love Dainton| Liposuction| Guess the Ladyboy| Bangkok Roulette| Unfortunate Wank| Crab racing| Fight of the decade| Spunky Dunky| Stunt off| Japanese Wrestling| Japanese drinking games| Pritchard regains his pride| The Bola| Come to Jesus time| Mind over matter| Put your money where your mouth is| Mum's phone call| Angry Pirates| Pinhead| Fishing hooks| Hammer and Fail| Hard head| Heavy metal| Shaving Pancho's eyebrows| Dolly Daint| Stone Sander| Baseballs| Frozen poo   Series Four Stunts In order of appearance Movie introduction| Super glue (wake up prank)| Shock sleep| BB challenge| The Incredible Alk| Shin kicking| Goal| The Anti-Cardiff midget| Hard head| Russian Punishment| Nightmare| Gorbachev| Attack Dogs| World Record break| Powder pellets| Pingpong balls| Guess the Ladyboys| Liposuction| Bangkok Roulette| Unfortunate Wank| Crab racing| I Love Dainton| Fight of the decade/The real thing| Flipper race| Volleyball| Pritchard regains his pride| Costume picking| Japanese Wrestling| Japanese drinking games| Meat Tenderiser| Staples| Line of Wasabi| Stunt off| Sparks| Dragon| Beer head| Scorpion| Glass ass| Super glue (Tokyo Shock Boys)| Milk eye| Penis weightlifting| Bottle balls| Bungee band| Fireworks| Selfish smoke| Beer emina| Pinata| Fiesta| Stone Sander| Fireworks| Dolly Daint| Wasp| Drinking pee| The Bola| Slingshot| Come to Jesus time| Mind over matter| Angry Pirates| Mopped| Casino| Mouse catcher| Rum snort| Pinhead| Spit in the gob| Baseball| Put your money where your mouth is| Mum's phone call| Band head| Cash man| Lime eye| Trust gun| Fishing hooks| Hammer and Fail| Voodoo trance