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Mykel Hawke
Mykel Hawke
Personal details
Age November 29, 1965 (age 50)
Family Ruth England

3 sons, 2 from previous marriage

Nicknames The Hawke


"I'm here to repent you from your sins of gluttony"
— The Hawke

Mykel Hawke, most commonly refered to as Myke Hawke by the boys, is a retired U.S. Army Special Forces officer, author, and television and film personality. He is perhaps best known for his role on the Discovery Channel survival reality TV series, Man, Woman, Wild, where he appeared alongside his wife, Ruth England, a British TV presenter and actress. Hawke made two appearances in Dirty Sanchez.

Role in Dirty Sanchez Edit

Mykel Hawke was hired to teach the boys how to survive the wild. He taught them how to use weapons, drink their own piss, eat insects, kill a chicken and to walk on fire. This was all done to repent the boys from their sin of gluttony while also systematically torturing the Sanchez crew.

Opinions of the Sanchez boys Edit

He never specified in particularly what he personally thought of the boys except that he was proud of the horrors they had to endure, and even in his serious way of talking tried to help Pritchard remain calm when it came time to kill a spider after Pritch claimed it would bite him. He also drank with the boys suggesting he liked them or seemed positive towards them. He also had a good sense of humor as well, possibly knowing his name would make the boys come up with jokes afterwards he at first made the boys think they had one more trail to do, much to their displeasure, however when it turned out that it was a minute to come out with all the "Mike Hawke" jokes that they could possibly think of and had thought of this made the boys laugh and Dan took the opportunity to touch his head and come up with "I'm touching the head of Myke Hawke!", prompting Mykel to end the "trail" after only one pun, making everyone laugh more. When asked about his time with the boys Myke Hawke further showcased his dry form of comedy by claiming that spending time with the Sanchez crew was better than masturbation.

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