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Robocock
Robocock
Information
Style Prank
Participants Dan Joyce

Pancho (victim)

First Appearance Rivalry
Last Appearance Rivalry
"You've heard of Robo-Cop. Well this is Robocock"
— Dan Joyce before the prank

Robocock is a Pancho wake up prank that features Joyce strapping dildos onto Pancho's arms.

Recipe for disaster[]

  • Dildos
  • Drunk arse
  • Tape

Creation of Robocock[]

"Poor little sleeping Pancho"
— Joyce singing to himself

First thing Dan Joyce did was put tape across Pancho's mouth. He then strapped a purple dildo onto Pancho's left hand and secured it tight with the tape. Joyce then bashed Pancho on the head with the green dildo to prove to everyone "you can do what the fuck you want with him"

They pull him out of the car which does wake him up. Pancho tries getting his tape off of his face but was unable to due to the dildos strapped on his hands. He tries to bash the dildos off by hitting the car, it doesn't work nor does anything with out the help of other people.

Aftermath[]

As expected, Pancho reacted in anger. He decided after to go for a week without drinking but it didn't last.

Gallery of cocks[]


 
Series One Stunts

In order of appearance
Radiomic| Self beating| Sacking| Man vs Car| Box Prank| Band head| Smiley face| Rugby| Wrestling| Naked Paintball| Sleeping fag| Tow| Shaving cream| Fresh air| Johnny Cash| The cane| Golf| Sweaty arse| Naked jump| Tire race| Pooman| Big ball| Home improvement| Locust| Newport vs Cardiff| Frozen tongue| Kylie Minogue| BB challenge| Stinging Nettles| Little people in little houses| Robocock| Baldy| Barb wire hurdles| Meat Tenderiser| Spagetti string| Tae Kwon Don't| Towel| Tired out| Hang in there| Spin me right round| Deep fried spray| Goal| Staples| Crocodile clip| Polar bear| Voodoo Daint| Grinding the rails| Pull back| Blubber man| Ice hockey| Pawn star| U-nail| Fire extinguisher| Sandpaper arse| Barbed wire whip| Plate smashing| Meter of mustard| Mask| Mouse catcher| Living Punching bag| Satan worshipper| Heavy metal| Custard pie| Slaps| Hot chocolate| Ragworm man (gag)| Pube pizza| Figure skating| Hard head| Candles| Drag| Wheely big problems| Skateboard jump| Sand bag| Ear piercing| The rake| Ashtray| BMX wheel spin| Finger game| Air hockey| Squashed| Magic conker| Bungee band| Twirler wirller| Punching bag| Bum beats| Pop| Pinhead| Fireworks| Kick boxing| High jumps| Carpet burn| Arm wrestle sting ring| Board nuts| Chinese match| Snooker balls| Crazy golf| Maggots (stunt)| Spiders| Icey Paintball| Snow| Shuffle boarding| Snow cannon| Frozen river| Ski tree| Snake| Mister Frosty| Santa| Piranha| Elastic band balls| Spade| Skiing| Pool slide| That's just not cricket

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