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Spade
This ain't good panch

This ain't gonna be good...
Information
Style High impact
Participants Lee Dainton

Matthew Pritchard Pancho

First Appearance Fears
Last Appearance Fears
"Just fucking do it Daint"
— Pancho

This is a stunt performed by Pancho. The stunt quickly becomes a prank when Dainton and Pritchard hits Pancho on the head.

Recipe for disaster[]

  • A Spade
  • Balls
  • Head
  • Evil friends

Ace of spades[]

Pancho was prepared and ready for Dainton to jump on on end of the Spade in order to hit Pancho in the testicles. Dainton did so and hurt him, Dainton then kicked Pancho which angered him. Pancho picked up the spade and tried hitting Dainton.

While Pancho recovered, Dainton hit Pancho on the head with the spade. Pancho slowly recovered from the pain in his testicles but then got hit on the head again, this time by Pritchard.

Aftermath[]

"My fucking bellend is on fucking fire"
— Pancho

Pancho had a slow recovery from the hit in the testicles and a longer recovery from the head hits. Everyone else though thought it was funny.

Gallery of pain[]


 
Series One Stunts

In order of appearance
Radiomic| Self beating| Sacking| Man vs Car| Box Prank| Band head| Smiley face| Rugby| Wrestling| Naked Paintball| Sleeping fag| Tow| Shaving cream| Fresh air| Johnny Cash| The cane| Golf| Sweaty arse| Naked jump| Tire race| Pooman| Big ball| Home improvement| Locust| Newport vs Cardiff| Frozen tongue| Kylie Minogue| BB challenge| Stinging Nettles| Little people in little houses| Robocock| Baldy| Barb wire hurdles| Meat Tenderiser| Spagetti string| Tae Kwon Don't| Towel| Tired out| Hang in there| Spin me right round| Deep fried spray| Goal| Staples| Crocodile clip| Polar bear| Voodoo Daint| Grinding the rails| Pull back| Blubber man| Ice hockey| Pawn star| U-nail| Fire extinguisher| Sandpaper arse| Barbed wire whip| Plate smashing| Meter of mustard| Mask| Mouse catcher| Living Punching bag| Satan worshipper| Heavy metal| Custard pie| Slaps| Hot chocolate| Ragworm man (gag)| Pube pizza| Figure skating| Hard head| Candles| Drag| Wheely big problems| Skateboard jump| Sand bag| Ear piercing| The rake| Ashtray| BMX wheel spin| Finger game| Air hockey| Squashed| Magic conker| Bungee band| Twirler wirller| Punching bag| Bum beats| Pop| Pinhead| Fireworks| Kick boxing| High jumps| Carpet burn| Arm wrestle sting ring| Board nuts| Chinese match| Snooker balls| Crazy golf| Maggots (stunt)| Spiders| Icey Paintball| Snow| Shuffle boarding| Snow cannon| Frozen river| Ski tree| Snake| Mister Frosty| Santa| Piranha| Elastic band balls| Spade| Skiing| Pool slide| That's just not cricket

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