| The Incredible Alk | |
|---|---|
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| Information | |
| Style | Prank |
| Participants | Lee Dainton
Matthew Pritchard Pancho (victim) |
| First Appearance | Dirty Sanchez the movie |
| Last Appearance | Dirty Sanchez the movie |
- "I'm gonna shift sloth to anger in one easy move"
- — Dainton
This was a Pancho wake up prank that appeared in the movie and was the second one featured. It features Dainton and Pritchard pranking Pancho as Joyce decided not to prank him this time.
Recipe for disaster
- Green spray paint
- A drunk fart
- Two arsehole friends
Alk rises
Dainton with a can of green spray paint decides to spray Pancho's face and hair, turning him green. Pritchard then decides to cut holes in Pancho's shirt and trousers, while also paint green splodges. Unseen on film, Pritchard also painted Pancho's genitalia green. The next thing to do was to wake Pancho up. Dainton suggested some chilli sauce in Pancho's mouth however Pritchard squirted in Pancho's eyes. This failed to wake him up and angered Dainton as the paint started to disappear around Pancho's eyes. They decide to throw balls at Pancho in order to wake him up.
Aftermath
Pancho wakes up still drunk and tries to attack the director. Pancho slowly finds out that he's green but doesn't react in anger as Dainton had hoped.
Gallery of green
